Sunday, February 11, 2007

Asshole Takeover Anniversary

Once upon a time lived a nation; somewhere far away, far far away. They hardly knew who they were. Nor do they now. They hardly knew their thumbs from their dicks. However, now, they do know the latter, though still not the former.

After long a time, long long a time; they were given bread. So there was left no hunger, and thus no occupation. “What shall we do now?!” was what they declared. All all declared. So they thought and pondered till they got the point! “It’s time to pray!” was what they exclaimed. All all exclaimed.

They knelt and looked up; up up and up.
And there fell a pig, a pig a pig a pig.


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